HTCondorWiki: Condor User Fortune

 To list the machine ClassAds for all machines in the pool, run:
 
 condor_status -l
+%
+Condor Tip #4:
+
+You can allow your job to prefer machines with particular attributes
+by adding a 'Rank' command and expression to your submit file.
+%
+Condor Tip #5:
+
+If your standard universe job does not need remote I/O, you may turn
+it off by adding the following to your submit file:
+
+want_remote_io = False
+%
+Condor Tip #6:
+
+If you'd like to check on your job while it is running, run:
+
+condor_ssh_to_job <job number>
+%
+Condor Tip #7:
+
+If you'd like to use system environment variables in your submit file,
+you may specify them using the following:
+
+$ENV{EnvironmentVariableName}
+%
+Condor Tip #8:
+
+If you'd like to use Machine Ad attributes in your submit file so that
+you can change behavior based on the machine that will execute your
+job, use the Machine Ad substitution macro:
+
+$${MachineAdAttribute}
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